- FUCK
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marknutted:

Can we just talk about how Ryan named his worms team snackables, named all of his worms after random snacks, but he called one souls

razorblade-eyes:

chief-pan , everybody.

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dontblinkitsacannibalimpala:

clit0saurus-rex:

emmerichbot:

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this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet

IM GOING TO PISS MY PANTS

Oh my god. Stop. LOL.

rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

alternative-pokemon-art:

Artist

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

lindsay: thats michaels mating call
michael: worked on you
ray: worked on me
The wonderful world of Hoenn!

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

trekupmysleeve:

thecutestofthecute:

Alaskan Malamute appreciation post! 

I AM SO ANGRY RN

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

mistyslay:

in America, black people are being gunned down simply for being alive, gay people can’t get married/can’t get jobs, politicians say women are asking for rape, trans people are being murdered every day, Middle Easterns are suspected to be terrorists, white men are defended for shooting up schools, teenage boys are building bombs to murder family and schoolmates and yet people still have the audacity to say this is the land of the free

cwissi:

being told i was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now i have a complex and question my entire existence when i dont excel at something right away

gunpowderandspark:

mandala-lore:

oldandnewfirm:

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

reblogging for the fact that he challenged two world leaders and a world icon and made them also plant a tree

The new Cold War.